What movies have not aged well?

-All the bad guys are black.

Live and Let Die

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Are narcissists happy people generally?

A View to a Kill

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

I am so tired of ignorant people like you calling us far rights, why democrats is so educated, they take things from their own mouth, you guys are totalitarian party?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Octopussy

-”Ah so!”

What's it like to have an IQ of 140 to 170? Do people notice you're different?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Goldfinger

If there is an abandoned house with no owner, can I live in it?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

From Russia With Love

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Why do you think Islam oppresses women when Christianity clearly does it more?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-”She is very sexyful!”

If white people had been slaves, would WLM be a thing right now?

-J W Pepper

Moonraker

Diamonds Are Forever

Why are people of mixed race seen as more attractive than non-mixed-race people?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Dr No

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

How can a hacker damage me, realistically?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Why is fitness important?

The Man with the Golden Gun

You Only Live Twice

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Have you ever witnessed a remote beach show where hundreds of turtles crawling to the water?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.